5/12/2010

WTF is it?

Fennec fox

MD2 Gallery

Mischa Barton



Paris Hilton


Lindsay Lohan

Naomi Campbell

Justin Bieber meets Jersey Shore









5/09/2010

Deranged Dowager

LISA MARIA FALCONE: MAJOR FASHION MOMENTS

THE ATTENTION-GRABBING OUTFITS OF LISA FALCONE
COMMENT
Obviously you have never been employed by that egotistical, self serving, completely psychotic bitch Fifi. Having worked for the Falcones, really more like being enslaved by them (yes, I was not allowed to leave their estate for 10 days), I have never witnessed such utter cruelty and disrespect. One can certainly take the girl out of the ghetto, but one certainly can not take the ghetto out of the girl...although Lisa may be living in another zip code from the one she was raised in NYC, no amount of financial wealth her husband may accumulate in his lifetime could ever buy his wife an ounce of class. I look forward to seeing their spoiled rotten twin girls plastered all over the tabloids when they reach of age. It is a shame they had to begin therapy at the age of 3. I should have known what I was getting into when her psychiatrist interviewed me as she sat in a corner of her shrink's office without saying a word. That was a first and a last, and believe it or not, I have worked for families much higher in social standing, and surprisingly wealth. I have been blessed that none of them were as downright awful as Lisa Falcone. I was even told by a family member that I was the 25th plus nanny they had that year. On a final note, when you spend $200K on a purse, the least one can do is donate $10M. After I thankfully left their employ, I researched their donations. I found less than $75k TOTAL. For a man who contributed to the current economic crisis in addition to the millions of families losing their homes across America due to his 'bets' (hedges in the housing/mortgage industry), it is about time these hypocritical, shallow, substanceless creatures give something...even if it is to join the 'big, swinging dick' club.



LISA FALCONE CAN BUY A WHOLE NEW SET OF SPACE OUTFITS NOW





5/04/2010

Facebook Famewhore

Justin Ross Lee

Before They Were Socialites - Part 7
THIS cute child, who can be no more than two years old, is wearing a Playboy shirt. And has shaving cream all over his face. Looks like someone was destined to be a womanizer from day one... [...]

COMMENTS
GOG standards have gone so far down the toilet. Don't you have to actually be a socialite to be featured in this section? Since when does media-whoring equal socialite? I do not see him on any charity boards or at any benefits. He has been banned from every respectable nightclub in NYC. Things have gotten so bad that if you're even photographed with him, you risk not getting into certain clubs. Someone needs to get it together at GOG.

I BELIEVE it's his parents who have all the money and I hear thats he's in debt over 6 figures living in his envelope size apartment in Murray Hill. He is a spoiled brat that still gets an allowance from his parents because we know that he can't afford his lifestyle from his column on club planet. With all the money that he spends on popping bottles and traveling first class everywhere you would think that he could actually live in a nicer apartment.


Clothes Make the Couple
OK, so we don't think that they're a couple in that sense. But they certainly are a couple of characters in those get-ups. They just have to know each other, because how else would they have perfectly coordinated the pocket squares and number of buttons to leave undone so the same amount of chest hair would be showing? [...]

COMMENTS
LOL. Princess you are in idiot. Justin hangs out with D list promoters thats how he gets into clubs. He does not buy bottles. The reality is that he lives in this little Murray Hills studio and might bang a lot of girls, but come on, did you see the quality of chicks he hangs out with?? I would not even take a second look at them. Intelligent and beautiful women would never talk to him. I can be a witness to that.

JUSTIN returned the suit he's wearing in this photo to Saks- threw a big fuss with the department manager, and finally they exchanged it for store credit. He usually buys/wears/returns his clothing and fancy shoes after using them a few times.


COMMENT
SO MUCH misinformation and half-truths floating around about JRL. But this is what he lives for. This is exactly what he thrives on. This is what is making him more and more "famous" (a term I use very loosely here).

The fact is, JRL is just as average and plain as the next guy. A year and a half ago, he was a complete nobody, living off his fathers monthly allowance in Hartford, CT, in a $1,000/mo apartment (which he termed "Penthouse" because it was on the top floor). While a nice apartment, it was hardly a "Penthouse". He had a small clique of A-List friends that he always rolled with and used his wit and friendship with club owners and promoters to get into clubs for free. He would schmooze at his friends tables, then be out of site at the end of the night, when people were pitching in for the bill. Even today, you may see him in pictures chugging a bottle of champagne or Grey Goose, but you can be guaranteed he is drinkin' off someone elses table from someone else's booze.

The plain fact is, Justin is not as wealthy as people think. His parents are, but he is not a spoiled rich kid. HIs father gives him a strict monthly allowance and the rest he's on his own for. That's why he can never afford his own table. That's why he has to schmooze the D-list promoters or go "chill" and get the number of the DJ, so he can call them the day of, to get put on their guestlist. Instead he spends his extra money on booze to stock his apartment, for when he invites people over afterhours, with the intention of getting to know more people.

So how does he afford all these lavish vacations? Well, JRL has accumulated approx $70K in credit card debt, which continually is on the rise as his allowance is eaten up. He has 100's of thousands of frequent flyer points and is good about finagaling first class seats at discounted rates, and the rest of his money is spent on average suites at big name hotels.

If you had to sum up JRL in one word, it would be "USER". He uses EVERYBODY to get the things he wants and he is actually quite good at it. In fact, he and I have taught each other quite a few tips and tricks of living lavishly on next to nothing, through the contacts we've made, the places we've been to, and how "celebrity" (and creating even a small one for yourself) has a way of self-perpetuating and becoming bigger, as his FaceBook presence has proven. This was an idea/concept we came up with a year and a half ago, and he has put it to good use. And the public (rather his social network of 5,000 acquaintances, combined with morning talks over the work cooler, has built up in him what was nothing into an ever bigger NOTHING (but with more fun and fervour attached to him).

What Justin won't tell you (or let you see behind the pictures), is a small, $575/mo studio apartment everyone thinks is a NYC penthouse. Think he drives a Bentley and exotic sports cars? Guess again. He has a beat up '05 Audi S4 with over 100K miles on it. Beautiful expensive watches (Cartier, IWC, Panerai)? All made in China. I will say that he has a nice clothing collection (especially a couple dozen beautiful cashmere sweaters, courtesy of mom), but the rest of his wardrobe comes out of Dad's allowance, is charged to an overheated credit card, or is just bought for the night and returned a day later to the department store.

Now, does Justin date and sleep with alot of beautiful women? The answer is yes and no. At first glance, you'll see him with a bevy of women at his table (usually the girl's table) or around his arm, but take the time to look closely. When you do, you'll notice that girls aren't REALLY, quite that extraordinary, and the ones that are, are ONLY in it because they think JRL has tons of money (as shown above, is quite a deceptive image he pulls off nicely). When the cash flow, which never really started flowing to begin with, decreases to next to nothing, the beautiful girls are done and gone. The typical length of an average JRL dating/relationship is about a week (if that). And girls, I hate to admit it, but the rumors are true. For a Jewish guy, he DOES have a large "member" (in his pants). About 9-10". Unfortunately, its attached to JRL, who (as someone in Hartford once put it), "has the body of a 14yo). Yes, he is small, scrawny, and puny, but the testimony of his large "friend" keeps them coming for more.

And oh yeah, by the way. The only thing more impressive than the number of women JRL has slept with, is the number of videos Justin has on his home computer of him having sex with all these girls. For every 100 women he sleeps with, at least 80 get filmed, and of those 80, only 10 know that its happening! No he doesnt have a camera hidden in the wall or in his alarmclock. That'd be too technical. The secret? First of all, 100% of the girls he brings home are from clubs, and have thus been drinking like fish all night. So inhibitions are lowered already. Combine that with Justins smooth and suave maneuver of dropping half a Xanax into their drink (when the inevitable afterparty resumes at his apt) and now you have a girl that will do whatever you want, and not remember a thing the next morning. So while some girls are just kinky and will play and be allow to be filmed acting retarded, the great majority appear dopey and drousy on film.

And let's set the record "straight" once and for all. Justin is not gay. Nor is Justin 100% straight. Is he Bi? The jury is still out on that one. But, lest be sure, Justin has been with his fiar share of men in his life. Regardless of how vehemently he denies it, the great majority (at least in Hartford will tell you its true), and more exactly, there is pictorial PROOF of his little escapades and one night, drunken, coked-to-the-hilt, no holds barred, little romps with other of Justins "sraight" friends. Boys will be boys I guess, and yes, I HAVE seen the pictures (only a VERY SELECT FEW have had that priviledge) and they are crystal clear in quality with no mistakes and no possible way of photoshopping, whatsoever!

Lastly, I will leave you with a warning about Justin Lee. This is aimed more at his "friends" and less to his mere acquaintances and FB pals. When it comes to being friends with JRL, nothing is ever what it seems. By nature and his actions, JRL has a "way" of drawing you in. You WANT to be his friend. You WANT to hang out with him. You WANT to be part of the whole experience (or circus act) that he portrays his life to be. But no matter how close you think you are to JRL, no matter how much you think you might be "best friends" with him or that you can trust him with anything in life....this is when you have to stop...take a step back....and do a reality check! Justing uses everyone. Justin uses his parents. He uses his "connections". He uses his acquaintances, friends, close friends, and best friends. Don't ever, for once, think you're the exception to the rule. You're not. Do a reality check! How many times have YOU paid for dinner or a night out clubbing? How many has JRL? How much time do YOU spend calling him or wanting to hang out with him and how much is reciprocated? Then ask yourself the Golden Question. Have you EVER been invited to his parents house in the Hamptons, to hang out, relax, meet his family, anything? Chances are, you haven't. Even if you've considered yourself to be his closest confidant and friend, there is a 95% chance you have NEVER been invtited, the topic has never come up, there's always been an excuse why you couldn't or it had to be postponed. I've known a few of Justin's CLOSEST friends (and I'm talking CLOSE, where they would do EVERYTHING together and Justin would even drop actual money on these people) and even THEY were never invited. In the history of knowing Justin, I have only known ONE person (his true Best Friend DAN) who has ever gotten that priviledge and to this day, I've never understood why. He does not introduce his friends to his parents, nor his sister. One speculation is that he is afraid of his parents learning about his lifestyle (as to this day, it is true that they have no clue about the exhorbant amount of travelling he does, his incredibly high credit card debt, the cocaine and other drug abuses, or his loose dating/sexual life). The speculations will continue I guess.

Now you know a little more about the real JRL, the side that is not portrayed in FaceBook abd rarely talked about. Did I share this in an attempt to stop his rise to fame? Hardly. I'm sure it will only add more fuel to his fire. But nothing lasts forever. Just as everything in Justin's life (friends, money, celebrity, status, fun, excess, abuse, and splendor) has an expiration date, as proven over and over in his life, so too will his FaceBook persona nongrata, and it won't be soon until JRL is yet another joe shmoe who had his 15 minutes of fame. Until then, we'll read his repetative picture captions, watch his satirical videos, beleive in his celebrity-ness and wish we were there with him, and blog our love and/or hatred of him, because hey...what else is there to do?

Enjoy the JRL phenomenon while it lasts,

-A Scorned Ex-GF (or perhaps not).


COMMENT
THIS guy is a disgrace. He was nominated to be a bachelor in an auction my charity hosted to benefit The Opportunity Network. (Our instincts told us not to work with this guy but he offered to help raise money and promote the event so we agreed) At the event, he promised to donate $1600 if he could be on stage. Needless to say, after numerous repeated attempts to collect his donation, he never followed up on his promise. It's pretty shameless and sad when you'll go so far as to defraud a charity to self promote. BTW, this dude is 5'2' - for those of you that even think this guy is remotely attractive check out this picture: (above)

Introducing Justin Ross Lee: The Latest GofG Hamptons Feature
LITTLE did we know when we caught sight of these two lookers at Pink Elephant a couple weekends ago and decided to profile them for "Clothes Makes The Couple" what kind of feedback it would create. Apparently that's typical for Justin Ross Lee, the controversial party boy who is known for more than just his outlandish outfits. [...]

COMMENT
JUSTIN Lee is the cheapest bastard I have ever met. I met him at the Entourage Premier party and he was boasting about how he was in the market for a rental in the vicinity of $50,000 a month. Little did I know, he was just trying to impress his date, who I put away a week later.

A few days later I showed him some of the finest apartments in NYC. He told me he decided to cut his budget a bit so we looked at things in the $25,000 range. We then went down to $15,000, $10,000, $5,000 and suddenly we were looking at things around $500 a month.

I found him a converted janitor's closet in Murray Hill which I most commonly refer to as "Curry Hill." The only time I ever go there is to eat Indian Food. I won't even take a listing there.

The unit is a sprawling 95sf.. He paid $485/month for it, with no utilities. I was also told that he put in bunk beds to share with his companion Drew DeRisi.

Don't fall for his bullshit like I did!


Justin Ross Lee's Exclusive Interview...with Himself
YOU probably remember the Introduction to Justin Ross Lee we did a couple of weeks ago right here. How could you forget? Between his "Jew-jetting", bottle-popping, and love of over the top antics it's hard to push out of your mind… or the comments off our site. So we checked in with JRL to see what he was up to the other day via a brief message on Facebook (his choice medium). [...]

COMMENT
HORACE Wilson and Michael Amante are fake names Justin came up with. Not only did he interview himself, he also posts comments about himself on Guest of a Guest. It's kind of brilliant. The fact that a shnook wannabe Robin Leach from Great Neck with a slew of personality disorders can become a cult favorite celebrity is a testament to the mob mentality that Justin has learned to play like a good guitar riff. He's clearly on a mission from god, and nobody really knows what exactly he's going after, which makes the story that much more enticing. What he needs is a David Axelrod to assist in the strategic marketing and PR of the Justin Ross Lee™ brand, so that like Madonna in 1991, he will start to appear on the nightly news sometime around the end of this year/2010. God bless America.

COMMENT
I DON'T know what’s tackier, all the ridiculous stuff you folks THINK you know about JRL, or JRL himself. Sorry to disappoint you all (lovers and haters alike), but he does NOT have any of the following: a jet, a yacht, a helicopter, $30K suits, a Fiji-filled pool, a palatial estate, least of all beachfront (try studio in Murray Hill), his own Black AMEX, a stewardess for a mom, a job, a Bentley, hell…a car other than his beat up ‘05 Audi S4, a 6-figure wardrobe, respect, class, or a future.

What he DOES have, is a cell phone. (914) 588-4129

BTW, he hates calls from strangers…Especially thousands of them!

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5/01/2010

With Regretsy









REGRETSY
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Jack the Stripper

LAST CALL FOR KEIFER
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4/29/2010

Racial Profiling